Like, “No, you weren’t.” “Oh, really? “Then explain this:” You’re like, “Okay, I don’t wanna argue.” You were Japanese for a summer or something.” Ha, ha. She’ll be, “No, for real.” I used to be a little Japanese man,” or whatever. I feel like when a girl says that, part of her thinks that she was someone else for real. I feel like when a girl says it, it means she used to fuck a lot, you know? I feel like girls say dramatic shit like: “I used to be a completely different person.” I don’t… I feel girls say shit like that, actually. When I was in my 20s I was a completely different person. I look like a guy that’d fuck your girl and then be like: “That’s the game.” You know what I mean? Fuck him.” And then I realized it was me. I was like, “I don’t like his whole story. I literally saw me and I thought, “ Fuck that guy. I saw a picture, uh, of me and I didn’t recognize me. It’s fucking crazy to realize yourself as an adult, right? I mean, I’ve been an adult for a while, but I just kind of… Recently it sunk in.
Like… it’s… Like… Here’s what I mean “I’m the age I look.” When I say I’m 36, nobody in here goes like this: “No.” You know? I’m like… I always looked older than I was, but now I’m 36 and that’s a hundred percent obvious. I’ve been thinking about the way I look a lot lately because I’m finally the age I look.
You know what I mean? Like… just tired as shit, stuck in traffic: Caw. I don’t look like that eagle that would be like fucking… I look like an eagle that would be like this: Caw. They’re fucking… You know what I mean? They do that shit.
It’s fine… It’s fine that you laughed at it, but the way you laughed at it was shitty, you know? You laughed like you realized it. I don’t like how you laughed, to be honest. I know, uh… I know I look like a tired eagle. We’re fucking here, doing this in Canada.
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